For every one you don’t buy I will buy 10.

They might be parodying Trump.

Why is my Wii character robbing CVS?

WET AT POOL

Someone asked her to count to 4 in binary.

It is straight. There’s just a big ol mass somewhere between the paper and us causing some gravitational lensing.

They go to a different school. You wouldn’t know them.

Where do you think sea shanties come from? Land?

Moog? Is Worf related to Quark?

Well I know what I’ll be doing with my laser engraver.

Now try it with kids ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think that makes you Phil, not Bill. Thanks for the good work you do Phil.

It’s a model of a bigger pit.

Dafuq happened to their faces? Did makeup get them setup for a beauty pageant?

Impossible

A lethal dose of pepper? That’s not a real thing. Is it? Brb

Sounds like someone isn’t allowed to eat marshmallows

Man how huge is Cliff’s foot that a whole sheep got stuck there?

That explains all the blood wine in the bowl.

Well I know what my next party trick is going to be.