root_beer

I signed up for the beta back in June but nothing ever came of it. Do I just need to keep waiting?

[edit] never mind, I figured things out

Nah, someone finally found one of his phylacteries but he’s got like six more

Thots and playas. I think he’d really appreciate that

This could still be an Ohio meme

A conversation with Bobby Newport

None, because you’re too busy gasping desperately for air

I thought I’d read something recently that China is in danger of defaulting on like a trillion dollars of debt, to a bunch of US bondholders. Dunno what that means here, but

Elon’s mommy is going to put a stop to it again

Why don’t those two just get it over with and fuck already. This is worse than pro wrasslin’.

Wonder what mental gymnastics the fanboys/chuds are doing to spin this into “yes, Mr. Musk you are so smart, please piss on me next”?

For the last eight years or so, my response to any invocation of Hanlon’s razor has always been, ¿por qué no los dos?

A lot of the people who discriminate against the lgbtq+ community absolutely believe that sexual orientation is a choice, and I’d wager that includes the justices who ruled in favor of the web designer.

Yeah, diaspora, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a very long time. I tried it and got nowhere because nobody else I knew was ever going to go there and making friends is already a Herculean enough task for me as it is

Yeah, this is what I’ve been doing, and I expect it’s going to be that way for a while because this is all still so new to so many people

It’s fine, we’ll get used to things in time

Yeah, I may just do that, like post a sticky/pinned thread (if that’s A Thing here, idk) saying that whoever is interested is welcome to take over modship. I just want to get something started. Maybe this weekend, why not.

I’d start a community/magazine on my own based on subreddits that have no analogue here (e.g., cassette futurism, Comedy Bang Bang, Doughboys) but would that require me to be a mod or whatever? I’d be fine providing material as if I were seeding a garden, until more users come in and it becomes active on its own, but I don’t want to be watching it over constantly or anything like that.