Selfhosted? More like selfpleasured.

Also my knees: here’s some cracking noises too!

$3.99 Big Mac combos 😭

Too soon. 😭

The preview image looked like boobs, therefore, I clicked it.

Also, I don’t get it.

The bowl is too high. You’ll have to put some rice on the bottom so it’s mouth can reach.

Disclaimer: I’m not Poseidon.

Damn CEOs …get off Lemmy and do some CEOing.

That’s easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.

Like Homer signing that page to say OK.

Damn fine album.

No, it’s not.

Probably my favourite skit from them. They had so many!

I hope he paid the guy…

Yup, it was for my fusili pasta…

I can’t do anything with my account because it’s been suspended. For the past 3 years. 😂

WTF I haven’t heard anyone mention TaTu in decades! Going to have to look up that video…

Good news, everyone!

My mom’s always liked finger puppets.

Found MusicBrainz but needs a plug-in…

Ugh. Stuck in my head now.

Keeps swimming in wine and getting fish drunk.