Book yourself a urologist and proctologist appointment at the same time, call that Inverse Lucky Pierre

In prison in NY :(

You kind of do? The salt will draw the liquid out of your body and since you are more liquid than other stuff we can argue that you are the liquid.

But there are better humectants than salt.

Sweet!

Yeah, you can also fuck up your dishwasher pipes very quickly by using descaling meant for washing machines. Because of the salt you already add.

Just throw some dishwasher detergent down there once a month. It’ll be fine.

Yeah, I think there’s about two games you can download to your phone that will run without an internet connection. Even fucking Balatro—what do you need internet for? People have paid for the game!

What? That’s… that’s insane

We Do Not Have ✨WiFi✨

Use The Hotspot On Your Phone Like A Normal Person

Or Get A Data Card For Your Laptop IDK Or Care

✨ lordosis✨

Nah, you got floor heating. You’re good.

Thanks, I hate it on multiple levels

But the talk about boundaries? I don’t get it

If corporations can be people then people can be objects. It’s quite simple really.

Sweet sweet krill

Ah, like when you monitor sewage for diseases.

Searching for it I mainly got Dame Edna Average and while she looks a bit like a salamander that didn’t seem right.

I was immediately thinking about all the different prefixes for RNA and eDNA did not make any sense. Maybe “expressed DNA” but that’s just the transcriptome and that also RNA again.

What the frog is eDNA?

Charles Darwin was a pigeon breeder.

Anyway, just came here to say that that nest is way too much. No self-respecting pigeon would be caught dead with that.

Thought he was butter because he looks half melted

I really like the can tabs. The plastic bottle caps annoy me because they make it harder to screw the cap back on. It needs a bit more innovation in my mind.