I am almost certain that this is incorrect, but I always feared my boots would tear up my feet if I lost my callouses.

I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.

I heard a Samsung whistle that ended in a fart sound…12 times in less than five minutes. All numbers are estimated, but I feel like I am undershooting it.

This is exactly the energy I hope for in a shitposting mod. TYFYS