You could not do sick kicks easily in them boys, or climb trees, I destroyed many a pair with my thick ass thighs.

Right? I think they’re underestimating the comedic value of dropping a half understood meme in an American group chat.

Same, that it didn’t even scratch the headlines as much is a fucking shame.

And we made Carter sell his peanut farm in case it was a conflict of interest. I wish a thousand years of darkness and obscurity on the Republican party, the fools.

Lmfao, what if we started smoking the green because of low grade psychosis? Chicken or egg that.

I got banned for wishing that Washington loses their nuclear standoff with Iran, the feeling goes for all of the nuclear standoffs, though. Get shitty representation, a bad economy, and to fight rich men’s wars if you’re from West of the Mississippi, unless you have a beach, then you matter to the Fucking Virginians, lmao.

It is our strongest export for the global autistic community 💪🇺🇸

Ah, si, si, Bien. Yo comprendo la instructions.

So shoot first, ask questions later?

You heard him folks, shine up your Somali and take to the seas, this man wants to see if we can cost him more money as traditionalists.

So now he’s angry that we’ve fucked up our agricultural exports badly enough that the rest of the world doesn’t think our trash goods are food grade?

Unless it’s what he renames GETMO, then it’s Cuba, either way, it’s tropical. 🌴🥥

So valid! Thank you, and sorry for asking what may have felt like a poignant question

Do you happen to sprain your ankles often? Just wondered if it felt like you were less balanced than other similarly sized men or did your brain just adjust and accommodate for the lack of leverage naturally subconsciously?

Truly unforseeable instability

Literally why I didn’t want to change my car headlight yesterday, also can confirm it was a bitch and bit my knuckle and received choice verbage.

The more I read through the Federalist Papers and others, I am forced to agree. A lot of ideology, not a lot of logical follow-through.

Damn, the Framers were really confident we wouldn’t bork up this badly, weren’t they?

LBRP versus the Lord’s prayer.

Straight up, the dude has been the beneficiary of the most dick-riding post-humous propaganda ever, second maybe only to Robert E. Lee or Jeff Davis.