Mr President: I beg my pardon?

He also abuses his X all the time

He’s hoarding them for when reddit goes down completely

No just balls

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

My lava broke my heart.

It’s not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there’ll be no more He He He.

He got some offers through a series of faxes

Omg there’s Nick Fury porn now!??

Me and @psychothumbs and @YoBuckStopsHere

Chapock!