spoken like someone trying to keep all the good bats for themselves

Very legal, very cool

ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!

time is just a construct

the S stands for sucker

I don’t invite forms to my birthday

jropped

the opportunity has always been there, your eyes just weren’t open to it yet

eat this guy too

look what you did, now everything is broken

but idk tho

You wouldn’t upscale a car.

fall to the Earth’s Core

we can save them, but I’ll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

where is bee jesus

I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren’t even real

deleted by creator

Our generation needs to fix this and clean up after our ancestors.

that sounds exhausting

n isn’t even real

okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead