On the other hand you don’t want to dismiss everything you read on the Internet. That’s how World War II got started.

Maybe

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

That would require self awareness.

And that’s how Santorum is made.

Tell Drew Carey that.

No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

Gets $25 gift card

Regifts it to friend

Friend regifts it to another friend

That friend gives it to me

Gets $25 gift card

Regifts it to friend and so forth

So yeah, we’re basically keeping the economy afloat.

That’s what Chuck E. Cheese is for.

That’s why I’m standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.

Same as it ever was

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

They’re basically a collectors item these days. They haven’t been in circulation since the 60s or so. Grover Cleveland is the president on the $1000 bill.

You could’ve teamed up with the kid with the bowl cut to have 2/3 of the Three Stooges.

5. Companies usually don’t send out detailed rejection letters like this. They’re usually like “after reviewing your credentials we decided to go with another candidate” or something vague like that.

GabeN comes to your house and threatens to break your legs if you don’t pay.

Reverse Comcast

If I agree with them, they’re an expert. If I don’t, they don’t know nothing.