literally never heard of this person before, but she got what she wanted, so here we go:

Victoria Spartz (née Kulheyko), was born in Nosivka, Chernihiv Oblast, Ukraine, from wikipedia

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/15/republicans-spartz-ukraine-zelenskyy-00045949

from shortly after the new invasion began in Feb 22 https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2022/03/02/indiana-rep-victoria-spartz-urges-biden-further-aid-ukraine-emotional-speech/9341053002/

he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so… eaten by other zombies? yes or no.

Tuberville: who pays taxes? Not girls! [aside to his aides: do girls pay taxes?]

Lemon 🎵 Pound Cake 🎵 Pound Cake 🎵

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5yyecRo

I was going to impersonate Trump as a Democrat in this situation, backing up his crony, but it’s just too silly

i speak to you as a casual gebius

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there’s a lot of energy out there about diesel motors ya ya, and I have a CDL to drive all that crap, also my cat yells with enough decibels to rival a cement mixer, not impressed

yeah, that was my question.

weren’t those volvo diesels better in many ways? or have i got it backwards? yay for the fossil fuel industry in confusing me, so fuck you shell.
ahem, fuck you: BP.

does anyone even know the names of these shits in order to condemn them

last i heard, cave johnson’s legal boys abandoned him, and the whole crowd of them is drinking at a seedy bar in philadelphia called paddy’s

TNG is great but it does drag in the first season. If you don’t mind that, just watch it start to finish. But that’s boring to me. The best narrative arcs, to me, involve the Borg, the annoying quandary known as Q, and Data. So, start with the double episode premiere of TNG, and then refer to this bigass wiki for more.

cool sign to have in a bar, or a singles pad, or my house, but the physics of transporters in Star Trek is still terrifying

if you’ve touched the queen, dearest Agamemnon, you have committed. you must move the queen.

looks like there will also be a referendum on pot in ohio, “to regulate pot like liquor” or something. to which, I donno. the only liquor stores I’ve seen in Ohio are “state liquor stores”. the last time they tried this for weed, it failed because it was a blatant money grab where only a few millionaires would succeed.

edit also, abortion is explicitly on the ballot in Ohio in November, which is not mentioned here. Ohio’s right-wing failed a referendum in August meant to undermine the November referendum. still they’re after it with silly lies.

Charlie Crist? Who was the “Democrat” challenger to DeSantis in the last Gov election? and I’ve only read a paragraph of this. fsck.

no, from perspiration. salty!

nah, people wear big backpacks in the city

depends how the script is written…

In the atrium of a former skyscraper in Manhattan, a shabby figure is banging on a microwave.

The flesh is falling off his face. He is 130 years old.

He had found a package of insta popcorn in the ruins. The ruins he orchestrated.

The microwave is plugged in; he just verified that.

He forgets power in the city has been gone since he was Mayor-Ceasar 40 years back.

He is Rudy Giuliani, a titan among… among… fuck. He can’t remember.

He swallows a gob of hair dye for sustenance.

It takes him three days to climb a flight of stairs and find…