The president I’m thinking of gets applause when he signs his name to something because people are so relieved he still remembers how.

You’ll absolutely be judged.

My experience with Mint: “Guess I should research a solution for that minor annoyance - oh, they fixed it in an update.”

Seems like we’re getting what we wanted.

I hope this isn’t a monkey’s paw wish.

I’ve been dumber, but that was when I felt smarter.

I’m really confused by these strips. Are there more panels than the ones we see?

What I don’t get is why you guys drink and let off fireworks like you have healthcare.

The user experience. The Windows user experience just gets worse and worse while Linux gets better and better.

It’s not that it isn’t funny, but reality fatigue is a thing.

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Someone flammable, I bet.

How many people go days without drinking tap water?

And it’s not like the books changed. Just the people reading them.

It’s the ratio.

People will swim in the sea, even though it has corpses in it. They won’t swim in a swimming pool if it has corpses in it. It’s the corpse/water ratio that makes the difference. In your case it looks like a seagull/seaside-proximity ratio.

Hey, I just realised that if Brownian motion carries all the water molecules away together, I won’t need a towel after my shower.

Sorry, what? Your point? I suppose not.

But is IA a real thing, or just an implicit bias towards dualistic thinking? What if not everything has its opposite?

Getting every group to do one thing together is harder than you think.

I honestly don’t understand half the strips posted in this community.

Is this one of those jokes you need to follow the author’s social media to understand?

If you could set off a nuke by jarring it, parts of America wouldn’t be there today.