Spykee

No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
hint hint.

I’m a dude. I DON’T have a vibrator.
No, I do NOT.
The fuck you talking about?
The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
He hides it in my room.
I don’t care if you don’t believe me.
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FUCK YOU!

Send me noods.

You shower naked?
You slut!

You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it’s existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

*cries with tears only in one eye.

Ae brah! Thanks fo getting back after you got to your PC yo! Most people jus don keep de own word & leave us hangin for da real intel. Supa cash money of you!