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  • Customer: Why is there so much latency over my tunnel from us-east to us-west?

    Me: checks latency seems pretty normal, what’s the issue?

    Customer: The latency is too much. Why is it not as fast as us-east-1 to us-east-2?

    Me: They are near each other. Us-West is across the entire United States

    Customer: Make faster

    Me: This is the speed of light. And over copper it’s about 2/3 that

    Customer: hmm are you sure that’s as fast as it can go?

    Me: Well, unless we change the laws of physics your not going to get any better latency





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    1 year ago

    Yeah, but if you aren’t being sold subscription services, then there’s no stream of recurring revenue, and if that happens quarterly earnings won’t show a graph going up. Which means shareholders can’t go afford their backup vacation house and CEOs yachts will be a few inches shorter. Honestly, think of the yachts next time.