Swab the deck ye matey

it’s a Porn Tax

Amps should be pulling not pushing.

Avocados literally grow on trees.

Somewhat simple?!?! I feel the disrespect.

There should be a newbie badge for like 6 months.

Its a bad theory. The university near me loses money on sport. Like 1-2m a year. The coach is the highest paid, of course. The annual budget of the universal is 900m. Sports is small potatoes compared to everything else.

If we’re putting developers on the list, it should be Fabrics Bellard or Graydon Hoare.

I was given unsalted crackers once. It seemed like licking the wall.

You would be free to play in the streets.

So hot that I watch the lifetime channel.

Pre Linux 2.6

I call it butterface

Hmm Russia’s got oil. We like oil.

I see you are a programmer.

Was fine for the smurfs

Use the right tool for the job

Cool. I’ll go to your house.

Genocide day? What are we doing this year?

I thought it was the dairy causes gastric reflux and that acid promotes snot.