Hehe, “cut it out”. Hehe.

You say this like there is any other kind of shark.

We need to make it slang everywhere!!! Now!

It needs to become so standard that one day an old man will call his grandson a goober and the whole family will be mad at him. He somehow missed the memo.

Also, later seasons of the Andy Griffith show will be up to 100x as funny.

People will be watching this old show and then suddenly the goofy vagina character shows up as a permanent resident.

I love this.

I imagine a terrible, awful future Forest Gump remake.

“They had these camps that helped folks with their concentration or something like that. They said I was a shine-ning example, so I got to meet the president of the United States, again.”

“They tell me this guy is the best example. Got treated, got rich in shrimp. What a guy! Our camps are great, the best camps in all the world.”

Camera pans to Trump shaking hands with Kim Jong Un.

“In Korea, everybody got these pic-tures of their leader on the wall. We got those in Alabama too.”

I made a joke on politics the other day.

I said something like, “the rite wang cant fly without the left wang. We need all wangs to mak things work for we can fly”.

Comment removed by mod because “I don’t know if the commenter had a stroke or what.”

Lol

Fine.

🤞🏻

I just want to go back with a prescription for Ritalin and parents who didn’t have the house in a state of total war at all times.

I love them, I don’t blame them. They were poor uneducated hillbillies just like me. I have made many mistakes.

I was definitely a smart kid. I heard it everywhere I went. I’m a dumb adult though because I had no support whatsoever.

I’m sitting here with two beautiful little brats though, and everything I experienced brought me to this. I guess I can’t be too bummed about it, but I’d still like to know how it would’ve gone.

I love my life though. That’s really what matters. I’ve been very lucky right behind and around all that bad luck.

Works for me as long as I’m on safari.

If I seem a little out of it, sorry.

You smell like poo poo and your mom is fat.

I game exclusively on my Steam deck these days.

I absolutely love it. I dock it and use the desktop as my standard pc too. It does everything I need it to do.

I won’t ever forget how cold it got here last Christmas in Appalachia.

I closed the store for the 24th and 25th. When I came back the place was flooded because the heat stopped working and the pipes in the ceiling exploded. The entire store was flooded and I spent the day after Christmas pushing water out of the store.

I had to take a heater and melt the ice to finish the job.

What a nightmare.

Not just political subs. I’ve been banned from silly video subs just for commenting on /r/conservative.

My education practically stopped in the 4th grade. I left school permanently in the 9th grade.

As a poor kid from Appalachia with no options to learn, having seen the kids around me who didn’t have it, I can’t imagine who I’d be without it.

Sure, I’m still an idiot, but I’ve been able to read books and study history that I would have had no access to whatsoever. I got to discover music and learn to play instruments. I have a decent understanding of technology while the friends that I grew up with struggle to use a phone.

I had an old Macintosh Quadra from a school auction that an older man gave me in 1997 and a wealthy uncle who shared his dialup login with me. The guy that gave me the Quadra also gave me several computers throughout my childhood from the 80s and would take my calls at any hour to walk me through DOS commands and things. I’m so thankful for his influence in my life.

I survived through my 20s by repairing computers. I would have been doomed to starve a thousand times if I didn’t have that skill.

I feel like it has absolutely been a necessity in my life.

I’m OPs defense, it do say “at least”.

Well? Fix it!

:p

I don’t play golf but my neighbor does. Here in Appalachia where I am the golf course isn’t even remotely flat. They actually made a pretty interesting setup hidden behind trees.

I’ve seen golfers that really impressed me with their precision. I would imagine that if you’re good at it, it isn’t even remotely boring.

I grew up with Happy Gilmore being my only VHS tape for awhile though, so I’m sure I’m biased haha.

Man, trying to do a Manson it sounds like.

AI probably fixed it up.