As a Jew, I’m becoming desensitized to the word “antisemitic.” Even my Israeli cousins overuse the word and can’t explain to me how this kind of shit is antisemitism beyond “Hamas wants to kill us.”

Probably a 3am tweet during his first week. Reads a critique and says something about being the most loving president ever and that this person is trying to keep him quiet using terrorist tactics.

Tumorville needs to have his face rearranged

Are… Ummm… Is this flirting? Can’t it instead be “A penny taken bowling and then for ice cream” instead of going straight to pillaging?

WON AN ELECTION WHILE UNDER HOUSE ARREST???

There are no words for how low our country has fallen.

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As a southern-ish Texan, I love this idea. Granted, the border-city cartels will probably murder the shit out of me, but I could briefly celebrate Mexican heritage without feeling like a poseur.

YOU DON’T WORK WELL OVER TEXT!!!

It’ll be because democrats are trying to raise the minimum wage and let trans people be represented in libraries.

/s, cuz I get in trouble for not relaying sarcasm well

Is it you and me? I bet it’s you and me.

If there’s a merciful God, this man will live to 120 with full cognitive faculties, still facing litigation and never getting a single day where someone recognizes him for anything other than the shitty mayor who ruined his farce of a good name. On that day, may he pass away scared and alone and finally acknowledging how undeserving he is of any dignity in death.

Plenty-o-pigs sounds like a great police hookup app

I remember when this happened and think about it often and its significant impact in the world of spin, media bias, and disinformation.

We don’t get such large media stories about immigrants here in Texas. We just get small articles about dozens of people watched drowning while crossing the river or suffocating in train cars.

The people here are numb and complacent about those stories and they’ll soon be downright malicious when they realize no one cares or everyone is too scared to do anything.

That’s commanders and soldiers who will have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

If the second Bush era taught us anything, it’s that there’s plenty of soldiers willing to live with things for the rest of their lives.

“Cool, a leopard! Can I pet it?”

Aren’t they using red flags to find their top picks?

I make some mean barbacoa and egg tacos. Save me their cheeks.

I for realsies work in education in Texas. We’re truly trying our best, but the challenges we’re up against are so pointless and only do harm.

Not sure what you wrote, but somehow it feels offensive? Can you read your comment to me and let me know if it said something that would offend me?