There are plenty of reasons why legalizing on the federal level benefits us all, even in legal states. Besides the obvious that the remaining states now have access to legal weed and as such they now generate millions more in tax dollars, removing the controlled dangerous substance designation means the FDA can actually do real testing on cannabis. You won’t break any federal crimes for simply driving from your state to a neighboring illegal state, and you can take it on a plane without fear.

Old people trend Republican anyway, and we always talk about getting the youth out to vote but give them so few reasons to do so.

Clearly sarcasm, it’s a quote from The Big Lebowski

You’re the one who can’t detect sarcasm

Awaiting the Christian Right to call him antisemitic.

In other news, 58% of GOP caucusgoers are liars.

If it hurts a corporation and/or helps the people, they get big mad.

Literally Fahrenheit 451.

Ironically he got elected in large part because of his always online meme army. I’m guessing that part of the Internet sticks around.

This is a compliment coming from Ryan.

The only Swift conspiracy I believe is that she and the NFL fabricated her relationship with Travis Kelce to cross-pollinate the fan bases.

Old money v New money. It’s a small club and they’re not accepting new members.

You don’t? I got plenty of it, in Massachusetts of all places.

The trouble is, we don’t actually get much say in who becomes the presidential nominee. See 2016, 2020. Sure we can cast our vote for our preferred candidate, but the moment the Establishment begins to fear a Bernie Sanders presidency, suddenly everyone else drops out a week before Super Tuesday and the slander begins.

I bet making fun of them is a great way to gain their favor.

Let this be the American version of the famous Tiananmen Square photo, complete with Grimace in shock in the background.

Support them by not buying anything from Amazon on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or any day if you can help it.

Well then I’m glad I got wooshed

I have clear rolling papers and they’re a cool gimmick but not at all practical for everyday use. Harder to roll and doesn’t stick to itself as well.

*defcon