I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

It’s so contrary to one’s self admit wrong.

Wrong.

Nothing about the DMV has ever been described as “easy”.

The joke still lands, though!

Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don’t have a chance.

Another problem is there is nowhere to go. None of their neighbors want to take them in.

You know he’s not paying for it, either.

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.