The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.

Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.

I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?

Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.

is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season

arbitrary npm package:

• last updated 4 years ago
• sole developer legit dead and buried
• 47 dependencies
• 608 critical vulnerabilities
• condemned by the United Nations

Still has 7 million weekly downloads

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

why bother with the variations?

think they’re hoping to knock the same victim more than once?

messed up

I had to check the Canada time zones to see if you meant 2023 or 2024

Didn’t help, because I can’t figure out if you were still in the habit of “this year is 2023” or you had a wild new years eve party

Also, I assumed Canada because .ca instance

Anyway, congrats!

I have some neat toys and some utilities that other newbies might enjoy.

edit: gmornin

Let me know if there are better alternatives or if anything listed here is malware
Sorry if tool already listed, adhd hitting hard today

“Screensavers”
Aesthetically pleasing to have open on a second monitor.

• cmatrix: That character scrolling effect from the matrix
• cbonsai: Little ASCII art bonsai tree that can be animated with the -l flag
• cacademo A bunch of ASCII animations. Apparently installed by default in many distros? Had no idea
• spotify-tui Spotify CLI frontend
  –

ASCII fun
Fun to make your shell scripts and .zshrc/.bashrc files obnoxiously zany.

• toilet/figlet ASCII text art.
• jp2a Turn image files into ASCII art
• cowsay generates ASCII art pictures of a cow with a message
• neofetch Spits out a cool system info summary with the distro logo in ASCII art
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File inspection
Useful if you want to quickly look at a source file without opening a text editor

• src-hilite-lesspipe.sh Syntax highlight files. I think its pre-installed on GNU systems
• ccat Colourful cat. Also syntax highlighter
• glow Markdown file renderer
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Prompt help
Very useful if you learned to type the wrong way.

• zsh-completions Additional zsh autocompletions
• zsh-syntax-highlighting colourizes your Zsh prompt commands. Green=good, red=you misspelled “python” again, moron
• thefuck corrects your previous prompt that you fucked up
  –

Obvious ones, often preinstalled:

• curl/wget: grab files from the internet
• nmap: lets you audit your network. See if you have anyone leeching off your wifi.
• ssh: Remotely access your machines. Can be dangerous if you don’t read the manual.
• git: Version control, mainly for source code, but also very useful to locally keep track of any kinds of file changes you make.
• gnupg: needed to set up keys for ssh and git i think. cant remember

As of right now, UTC+14 is sunday 12 noon I.e. 12 hours until 2024 at the earliest

I’m guessing OP popped the champagne a lil early and thought December 30th was the last day of the year

edit: oops no they were going silly mode :3

clinical anxiety speedrun

I never knew people could microdose deliriants

Welp then he should have spent more time with mummy instead of raping children on an island

I cannot even pretend to have sympathy for this bastard

why does garfield have preposterously large bazongas

you soy avocado saul goodman

Meanwhile, I’ve seen dozens of videos on Instagram of cartel guys floating literal boatloads full of coke and god knows what else across the gulf of mexico.

Watching the US government handle drug enforcement is like watching a toddler eat piss with a fork. Whatever they’re hoping to achieve isn’t going to help anyone and they’re not even trying to do it effectively.

but OP pinky promised

What did he do?

druga

I’m out of the loop

Last thing I vaguely remember about a defederation incident was honeybear or something like that upsetting everyone