ore maybe they know sometihg

What makes a salad?

here, i have some lettuce. and - here - i have some carrots. let’s mix 'em!

salad?

and why is lettuse such a nessecary ingredient? i mean oh my it’s a leaf

I have two. I grew up near Toronto in the 80s. Both were CityTV movies. They used to do a thing. I can’t remember what it was called…

1 - SPACEBALLS!!! (“F___! Even in the future nothing works!”)

2 - Predator (there’s a line where Arnold says, “That’s one bad motherfucker.” They only censored the word ‘mother’. i was 8. best thing ever)

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fwiw i read that comment and thought, ‘hmm, i don’t either’ and then i went and watched a few of his videos. they’re pretty awesome in a feel-good way. nice to see someone using tons of money to make other people happy and do good things for a change. now i’m subscribed to his channel :)

it’s made for many. say it a few times, friar tuck fire truck

always does…

“to test US”

us. not her. us. fuck her, it’s for us.

i’m surprised you didn’t smack someone.

Every word I say is a lie. In fact, I’m lying right now.

(Does that count as one?)

my unemployment, anxienty, depression, and alcoholism need to have a chat with Epicurus…

HEY! every once in a while it feels, like, kinda special and directed at me. so doesn’t that mean that - aside from all the times it doesn’t - the world was created just for me, in “my image”?

WHO PUT ALL THESE VIENNA SAUSAGES ON MY FRETBOARD!!?

People ruined capitalism

most places make you choose the position.

at least a gentleman does…

oh no it’s time again…

Suggestion: Let’s NOT do the shit they do instead!

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just started looking for a new job for the first time since around 2008… am i correct to assume that absolutely NOTHING is real any more? not just craigslist (which is funny to think i’m looking for a job there to begin with, but fuck i’ve checked everything). i’ve sent out so many resumes, and i think it’s all just fake posts collecting data. how does anyone apply for a fucking job these days? i can’t even find reputable postings for call centers any more.

it’s been said in other words here, but that should be good news to you. you’re probably waiting to hear that you’re in good health because your doctor is busy telling the guy next door how long he last left to live.

i once waited 7 hours once for stitches in emergency because i cut my hand on a broken glass. the guy that came in after me (AFAIK) was an OD in an ambulance.

I don’t think they care about our Yelp reviews.

There should be a chastity belt on Uber Eats with a dollar sign for a keyhole.