This is the way

We got 60ish% participation of adults, 64ish% of ‘eligible’ voters.

We need 100ish

Sorry about the fucking idiots, and thanks for not fucking the idiots.

What is this?

A drumstick for ANTS?!?!

I got two…

David Letterman ain’t wrong. Darlene Love nails it

And well…

Sometimes you have to work on Christmas

Dude, where tf your Uber driver taking ya?

Since when do facts count as shitposts?

And everything’s gonna be

alright

⛵🏴‍☠️

But we can still get Orange Julius, right?

Right?

They’re not.

You can.

Next question

If you fish something, set it free. If you fish it again, it’s yours fishever

Hehehehe 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 hahahhahaha

Sweet summer child, thank you. I needed a good laugh

For profit reasons, neither did the capitalist

I love it when you call me Big Papa

daddy

What is US Congress debt ceiling brinkmanship?

Hmmm. I read it as “no us”

Funnily enough, capitalist do the same thing. See a problem? Apply capitalism

You must not be from around here