You can substitute the q-tips out for regular human hair if you’re prepping for tariff season

You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.

They could just put a gold-covered iPhone in the shitter and he’d log in and use it

And even then it’s dependent on the availability of the 4G network or whatever. They’re currently sunsetting 2G and 3G networks, that means a lot of old school devices have to be upgraded or cut off, upgrades come with new contracts.

+1 learning to parent yourself

I work in a library, one of my best friends is a librarian, this tracks 100%

edit: Notably they didn’t wait for law enforcement to appear, they called capitol police proactively and probably saved the day in doing so. No one wants (…another…) photo op opposing capitol police.

That’s because Windows NT is still in there

Hell AI has been making fully automated kill-chain decisions for 5 years now. Yes it’s in everything.

Why instead, we can do two things

I mean hey, his friends at the Supreme Court, accepters of transportation-themed bribes, may have to rule on the subject. I’m sure they will do their jobs just as they have been.

I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else

The Atlantic has a great piece this month about how we saying the judicial system split in two, Watch for more of this and increasing penalties, some of them won’t be let out of jail eventually. And we’ll just be disappearing our political opponents.

Maybe Putin told him directly

Do you have any nieces or nephews or cousins or maybe your dentist sister‘s girlfriend’s kid just enrolled? I’ve had success getting them to forward me confirmation codes and things that I sent to their address.

But you only get like <1/2lb of jerky from 1lb of meat

Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

Which is why proper survey design never allows for this.

artificial sweeteners have entered the chat

We need someone who looks like John Fetterman and thinks like AOC.

Democrats still playing like this is a football game, while the other team is up in the stands, ripping out the PA system and setting fire to the scoresheets. Garland was a joke and we are the punchline.