let’s eat grandma

thats obviously timbo floorgü

Kaylee, and it is readable using only English grammar rules (the -eigh uses rules from a different language like Sean does)

no, its a cell tower poorly disguised as a tree.

kayleigh and stuff like that is pretty common where I’m from.

finna start saying goofus like mad Max mfs say immorta

two pair, bc it’s the only one I ever fucking see

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

fire site

idk that one sounds like something a five year old really would say after someone tried to explain what gay means for the first time

my issue with snaps is honestly just that they are controlled too much by just one entity (canonical) and there is no reason for them to exist because flatpak already does everything they do.

I may or may not have just started feeling up my hand while wiggling my fingers to check this

I used to genuinely argue that it wasn’t a finger bc it had only two segments, not three. I’ve since realized that there is a third and I’m fucking stupid.

I’m in college rn and i grew up not understanding that until i asked one time while watching a movie.

that actually looks like a really cool comic I might have to read it at some point

the hell is this?

by rules that no longer apply maybe, but any rules that may have said that were effectively removed in the new testament in favor of “man just like… try not to be a dick ok?”. currently (bc it was the whole point of the new testament) that’s pretty much the only rule in effect.

yes

yiff is furry sex

egg was being used by a lot of lizards and sea life long before chickens came around