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Cake day: August 24th, 2020

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  • So, if I wanna start a 1 billion people religion, gotta write my shit like:

    The Lost Apples

    1. And it came to pass that I went to the park with my apples, But I was so focused on TikTok that I did not heed where I placed them.
    2. And I wandered the park, watching video after video, And when I finally looked up, my apples were gone!
    3. I searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. I asked the squirrels and the birds, but they had not seen them either.
    4. And I was filled with great sorrow, for I had lost my apples. I sat down on a bench and began to weep.
    5. But then I remembered the words of the wise: “Do not despair, for all things are in the hands of the Lord.”
    6. And I knew that my apples were safe, even if I could not find them. So I stood up and went on my way, trusting that the Lord would provide.
    7. And as I walked, I saw a little girl sitting on a swing. She was eating an apple, and it was the most delicious-looking apple I had ever seen.
    8. I approached the little girl and asked her where she had gotten the apple. She smiled and said, “A nice man gave it to me.”
    9. And I knew that the Lord had provided. I thanked the little girl for the apple and took a bite.
    10. And it was the most delicious apple I had ever tasted.