Lol I’ll just leave this here 🙃

https://www.amazon.com/Classic-Red-Che-Guevara-Medium/dp/B0076PN7XO

Welcome to Costco, I love you

Hern dah

In other news: sometimes it rains

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Dozens of us! Dozens!

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Ansible go brrrr

Pass me that blunt

Unleash the furries!

Wait, no they like leashes don’t they…

Leash the furries!

Monorail Monorail Monorail 👋👋

Nah, the publisher that made WC3 and StarCraft… i know they were already dead but it’s a bummer to see blizzard so completely consumed by capitalism.

Press F to pay respects

twitch

What a great idea! However, as a person who’s day is made by being able to help people via this app, I hope this doesn’t reduce the amount of calls I get sent! 😮

Just having a bit of a flap

Well, what you fail to see is that they’re rich - and therefore they have a different system of justice from you and I.

Didn’t one of them literally bring a big giant card with a photo of the president’s son’s dick on it for their speaking time?

I visited the state I grew up in recently and had to drive a couple hours to visit someone down a highway I used to drive all the time in my teens. There used to be so many bugs that I’d have to stop and use the washers at the gas station at least once… this time there were maybe 2 or 3.

I was like oh. oh no.