I don’t know the guy, but I can relate

🥺🍆

Me, with two soundblaster cards (Z, AE-5), and a nvme pcie card (2 drives, raid0) in my main rig, along a 10Gb card sitting on my parts cart: hello.

PTSD of wifi and gpu drivers:

dog war flashback meme

Counter point: so it should automatically update every night when updates are available, and should have or migrate to an open standard at mfg EoL or from the factory.

It’s still the mfg fault, full stop.

I get the point

I mean I get the point you’re trying to make, but also maaaaybe don’t go that way too

Crowdstrike: “hello”

Mom, I’m disowning you. It’s not me, it’s you. Now pack your shit and think about what you’ve done.

Oogles of googles

Google: furiously writing down cereal ideas

sploosh

Humans? Disgusting.

Furries? OwO!

See, there’s just one weird trick to overcome this, but fellas gotta be comfortable with a dick in their ass. Or mouth, that’s a solid place too.

Those people? We don’t interact with those people.

Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”

cohesive

gestures to MS products for the last 20 years

I’ve been subbed to the newsletter basically since it started a year+ ago. It’s nice to get a glance at what’s new/updated, but I especially use it for the “breaking changes” info as I have setup my system to basically be hands-off, if-i-get-hit-by-a-bus-it-keeps-going, except if the docker config change. I have watchtower set to run every week, a day after the newsletter, so I’ve got time to check the email and make changes if needed.

I thought “oh, I’ll just be notified through github of new releases” and went through, setting that notification up, one by one, set to be put in a specific folder in my inbox so it’s right there, no external stuff needed… I’ve never looked at that folder, except for “holy fuck there’s a ton of mail in here” and then closing thunderbird, lol. So the newsletter is essential.

old, shitty pc

processor irrelevant

I knew this day would come! blows the dust off my gateway machine with a P4 @ 1.6GHz Look, it’s even got a fdd, perfect for backup duty! If I could only find that Zip drive though…

What a shitty situation

Alright, who has the time machine?

…why