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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish ·
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These are the cleavages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission? To explore strange new wardrobes

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These are the cleavages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission? To explore strange new wardrobes

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    Picard, his abs wide.

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      Temba with his tits hanging out

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    Honestly, this should be tagged NSFW. I’m having very impure thoughts about Picard now. Shame on you for posting this smut and temptation.

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      Removing the picture is not going to stop impure thoughts about Picards

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        All Picards? What about Picards by marriage, because as I get older Marie Picard starts looking better.

    • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.websiteOP
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      Trust me, I felt deep shame once I laid eyes on Riker. Deep deep shame.

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        … deep, deep something, at any rate.

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    You forgot Riker’s chest hairs!

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      I was thinking the same thing. They did Riker wrong, haha.

  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
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    Somewhere, Captain Jellico is having an aneurysm.

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      The worst part is Captain Jellico is wearing the same uniform.

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        You two are too much 😆

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    This style looks the most normal on Worf.

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    Not against this uniform at all, I must say. Maybe they will bring back the cleavage in the next series.

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    This is the content I keep coming back for

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    Zips up

    I think I preferred Jean-Luc Rockhard in Jumanji over this horror show.

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    Data can get it

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      🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 Always could…

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        Fully equipped.

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          Sexy Data and Cartman (as the robot A.W.E.S.O.M.E.O.) getting treated as a “pleasure model” are forever linked in my mind. “Lame…”

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    Give Picard some LEDs down there from his artificial heart and time spent as Locutus

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      LED nips.

    • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.websiteOP
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      Brb grabbing Tony Starks arc reactor. He doesn’t need it anymore

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    What did I do to deserve this treatment?

    No Jamaharon for the rest of the day!

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    Coy Worf in the back, trying to be modest using his baldric to cover himself.

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    Swole Picard is barely in uniform

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    Well hello Dr. Crusher!

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    Stop that. It’s silly!

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