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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

You can never be too safe

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You can never be too safe

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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  • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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    Nah it’s like the poop knife

    • MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world
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      But for Texans

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        You spelled Australians wrong

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          That’s not a knife

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
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            That’s not a spoon either

            • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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              This is LA

              • over_clox@lemmy.world
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                Louisiana or Los Angeles?

                Two different sides of the country that identify with the same two letters…

                • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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                  All i wanna do is have a little fun before i die

  • CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world
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    For when you just want to shoot the shit

  • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t every family have a poop gun?

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      I have a poop knife

      • Swarfega@lemm.ee
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        I get this reference

        • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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          Thanks. I wasn’t sure who would.

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      Mine does but it’s an airsoft gun. This guy’s gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.

  • ProfessionalMcUseful@lemmy.whynotdrs.org
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    Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight

    • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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      This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔

    • Torvum@lemmy.world
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      Depends on the poop engagement distance

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      What, you don’t shoot the shit with your friends?..

  • BennyInc@feddit.de
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    John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction

    Who would ever need this?

  • linuxgator@lemmynsfw.com
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    Just your typical restroom in Texas

  • Maultasche@feddit.de
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    Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.

    • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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      This person pays their debts

  • MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.

  • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    it’s probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet

  • thechadwick@lemmy.world
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    That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

  • ryan213@lemmy.world
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    Shouldn’t it be a flamethrower then?

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Should be a “nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” button

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    Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.

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    'Murica

  • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

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      Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔

      Inquiring minds must know…

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    I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.

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