Dieguito 🦝@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoIf programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.feddit.itimagemessage-square154fedilinkarrow-up1985arrow-down1101file-text
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minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·1 year agoWheres assembly? Lol
minus-squareBluesF@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 year agoAssembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it’s all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoAssembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.
minus-squareguiguinofake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoIt’s a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.
minus-squarerooster_butt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIt’s a box of unassembled weapon parts.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoAssembly is a revolver-style footgun with a speed loader. In just five cycles it blow your entire leg clean off.
minus-squareCapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI like the other response here assembly is a gauss gun… you just have to manually align the magnets
Wheres assembly? Lol
Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it’s all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.
The Ol’ Cheney Special
Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.
It’s a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.
It’s a box of unassembled weapon parts.
Assembly is a revolver-style footgun with a speed loader. In just five cycles it blow your entire leg clean off.
Where is verilog?
I like the other response here