Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square429fedilinkarrow-up1988arrow-down138file-text
arrow-up1950arrow-down1external-linkChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square429fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarestom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYou can make a toaster do anything a toaster can do. It can’t clean your house or fly, because it’s a toaster.
minus-squaretslnox@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoTalkie’s the name, toasting’s the game! I toast, therefore I am.
minus-squarestom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWe don’t want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
You can make a toaster do anything a toaster can do. It can’t clean your house or fly, because it’s a toaster.
Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game! I toast, therefore I am.
We don’t want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Ahh, so you’re a waffle man!