WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThey forgot the LGBTQ...lemmy.caimagemessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up11.57Karrow-down1119
arrow-up11.46Karrow-down1imageThey forgot the LGBTQ...lemmy.caWashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square217fedilink
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down2·1 year agoThe LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!
minus-squareKnowledgeableNip@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up61·1 year ago“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”
minus-squareCaptKoala@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYou went wrong at “convincing”. Send it, hope for the best ;)
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·edit-21 year agoDang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can’t stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down
minus-squareboringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 year agoThat’s fine. I’m not using it right now anyway.
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThey don’t want your money, honey, they want your love
The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!
“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”
You went wrong at “convincing”. Send it, hope for the best ;)
Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can’t stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down
That’s fine. I’m not using it right now anyway.
I knew it!
They don’t want your money, honey, they want your love
Aw, that’s lovely 🥰