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minus-squareIDontHavePantsOn@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 years agoI mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orgOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoAmphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.
I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.
Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.