Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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    True. If only the was more than one story from his life between being a child, and being in his 30s… Oh well I guess we’ll just have to assume he lived as a monk and denied himself of anything pleasurable 🙄

    Though I recently learned that there is a book about it, it’s just that it wasn’t chosen to be “canonical,” and therefore means you can ignore it completely? Curiously, Jesus does some really fucked up things in that book, including showing off his powers, and killing people just to bring them back to life. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas is the book btw.

    Who gets to decide that book isn’t true but the rest are?

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      The infancy Gospel of Thomas was written well over one hundred years after Jesus had already left earth, in the second century. It claimed that Jesus performed random frivolous miracles for fun, when the Gospel of John said that the water to wine miracle was the first. We also don’t know who “Thomas the Israelite” is either.

      It’s likely just something someone made up to try and give a narrative for Jesus’ childhood.

      Jesus also likely cast the demons out of Mary Magdalene while in His thirties. Jesus wouldn’t need a female partner if He actually was truly God.

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        When were Matthew, Mark, Luke and John written?

        Here, let me save you a quick Google:

        The Gospel of Mark probably dates from c. AD 66–70, Matthew and Luke around AD 85–90, and John AD 90–110. Despite the traditional ascriptions, all four are anonymous and most scholars agree that none were written by eyewitnesses.

        Oh look at that.

        after Jesus had already left Earth

        Lol ok bud. Whatever delusion makes you happy.

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          What are you trying to prove? The infancy gospel of thomas was written likely around 180AD and even then, people were already calling it out as being a fake.

          You clearly aren’t looking for an open-minded discussion by calling me “delusional”, anyway.

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            Imagine using such a piss poor method of finding truth for literally anything in your life besides religion.

            Would you consider me delusional if I told you that I have an invisible dragon in my garage, and that he’s died several times, and has returned to Earth after each time?