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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit “weather modification” activities in the state.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoSorry outdoor restaurants, gonna need you to remove the umbrellas from your tables. They’re classified as an apparatus used for the express purpose of reducing the intensity of sunlight.
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoUh, how does that qualify as “released into the atmosphere” I mean during a tornado it could potentially be within violation but at that point there’s probably bigger issues.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThe atmosphere starts where the ground ends.
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI guess that means your head is in the clouds.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWouldn’t put it past our court’s ability to interpret it that way.
Sorry outdoor restaurants, gonna need you to remove the umbrellas from your tables. They’re classified as an apparatus used for the express purpose of reducing the intensity of sunlight.
Uh, how does that qualify as “released into the atmosphere”
I mean during a tornado it could potentially be within violation but at that point there’s probably bigger issues.
The atmosphere starts where the ground ends.
I guess that means your head is in the clouds.
Wouldn’t put it past our court’s ability to interpret it that way.
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