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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Rent is due

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Rent is due

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Two hours later … ‘rent’s due again’ … ‘can we figure out another way to pay it?’ … ‘that worked when you were younger, you’re now a 40 year old housewife with two children, and you’ve let yourself go these past few rounds’ … ‘isn’t there another way’ … ‘OK, fine, I’ll take one child to work as a slave at one of my railroads’

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    WTF haha. Reminds me of that Folgers Incest Commercial

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I like this version. Very to the point.

      • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Very to the point.

        That’s what his sister said!

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “he’s here…”

    • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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      Thank you for this

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    The first comment made me spill my coffee:

    « My Sister and I were laughing so hard at this, it woke up Our Daughter upstairs… »

    Edit: woops, this was supposed to be under the folgers commercial

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      Comment where? 🤔

  • adj16@lemmy.world
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    This meme is basically nonsensical to anyone who actually knows these characters

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      i know them and the meme is pretty funny

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        I kept jumping back up to the top and trying to understand what was going on, read it like three times before I got to the last line and realized the context of the show was completely irrelevant and it finally clicked

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    Relevant Crackermilk:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfwlLPn54E

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    Step-landlord be like

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    And now I feel in the obligation of writing a bit of smut with monopoly as the kickstarter.

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