cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days agoCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1976arrow-down16cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up74arrow-down1·2 days agoThe murderers have to do C++.
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoThey’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix man kill pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL killall -9
minus-squaremarble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up40·2 days agoI already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
minus-squareearphone843@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoIf you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
minus-squareLucy :3@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoSo as long as I’m not caught in between I can murder multiple times?
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 days agoDon’t murderers do filesystems?
minus-squaremdurell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-22 days agoI got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.
The murderers have to do C++.
They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
man killpkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILLkillall -9I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
So as long as I’m not caught in between I can murder multiple times?
Don’t murderers do filesystems?
I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.