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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    People born in 2015 are already 20 years old!

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        They are. Just check the math, brother 😊

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          There’s some kind of newfangled joke meta here, that I guess I’m too old to understand.

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            Damn right! Kids these days

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            Your age = your age minus the year you were born! Common knowledge

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              -1974 gang

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                Damn right

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                Funny, this is actually more specific about your birthday than just saying your birth year. This also encodes whether your birthday is before or after the current date within the year.

                So… 1999 with your birthday later than May 10?

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                    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                  love to encode things

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                  Told them

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        Source?

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        Clearly, with this kind of inaccuracy, one can no longer use a banana for scale.

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          Need to use timescale

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        @grok context?

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