Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It’s so damn clean.

“Great!” you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.

The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn’t even a second of time, but you know. You know.

GaTHUNK

A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.

You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.

You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn’t bring a change of underwear. Why would you?

Where do you get that view?

Why do we treat the USPS like a business when it’s a government function specifically mentioned in the Constitution?

Chiming in that editing with proxies, while potentially cumbersome, is pretty standard. Feature films and TV shows are often edited in 720p for that exact reason. ProRes or h.264, depending on your needs and capabilities. Final renders are just a matter of turning the proxies off.

I dabbled in kdenlive for half a day while looking for something my nephew could use for a school project. Didn’t realize the lack of hardware acceleration until this thread. Still, it’s a great piece of software and I’m looking forward to watching it develop further

Really? For me it’s exactly the same as before critroll. “Anyone want to play? Sure I’ll DM. See y’all this weekend!”

It really should be taken as way over the top, but with shit like this said all the time without an ounce of irony… It was impossible to tell

I went to their about page and realized I was in over my head.

My read posts are clearing. Is that happening for anyone else?

Which is why we have “infantry.” Soldiers who don’t speak and follow orders

I don’t know about you but I watch it at 1.5% with a heavy hand on skipping all recaps. Also yes it reaches near dbz-levels of screaming

Plus if you like it enough to watch the anime you can skip like 50 episodes

Reporting on corruption, especially when fatal, needs to be repeated for as long as people are unaware.

db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com is one cool dude. Their fingerprints are all over Lemmy in an obviously much needed manner. I’m glad I joined their instance.

I really wish memes like this were sourced

I lived overseas when I was a kid and my grandma used to tape Saturday morning cartoons and mail them to me

Yep my buddy at VMware was waiting to get laid off all year. Finally happened two weeks ago

I believe the first time I saw it, it didn’t have the dog, and the setup was racist.

The Democratic party is an absolute mess here. They practically don’t exist.

TBH if people aren’t more well adjusted than they were at any point in their past I’d be mildly to greatly disappointed.

I’ve been watching One Piece (the anime) for a couple of months now and, while I know that it’s shonen, watching the obviously badass female characters suddenly turn into sexy wimps is consistently disappointing.