putting aside the innumerable issues with the stance “it is fundamentally immoral to have children”, sweet mother of mercy the solution is not life-ruining addictive substances

Did social media make sure that didn’t happen, or did the fact that virtually every generation ultimately repeats the mistakes of the one before it ensure that didn’t happen?

Huh. Neat feature.

^{(i’m gonna do something evil)}

Sounds like you’d really like Nix.

ml user

nice try kgb agent /j

The second one isn’t valid syntax in any programming language I’m familiar with. What does it do?

did you even read my comment?

obviously you have to vote. but you can’t just vote. and if you vote third party you might as well not have voted.

are your beliefs being repressed? or are people just telling you not to waste your vote and risk a trump victory?

no self respecting leftist will shut up about how you can’t vote your way out of fascism and you need to be doing more. come on. do better.

“i’m oppressed because of my political opinions” grow the hell up. oppression is when people target you for something about yourself you can’t change. oppression because of political views is just people telling you you’re an asshole and you refusing to listen

in this scenario the brakes of the trolley are assumed to have failed. i do understand your concern and the federal railroad administration WILL be hearing about this, and the railroad WILL be held liable for any deaths you incur, but in the present moment you have more immediate problems.

why would you call it anything other than the ternary operator

do they even get tax breaks from that?

If apt-get detects that a package you told it to install is also available as a snap it’ll silently install that instead and you have to edit the Linux equivalent of the registry to get it to not do that

This couldn’t have been cornier if you’d said it’s harder to come out as conservative nowadays than as gay. Do better.

Oh I’m sure the comments on this post will be nice and calm

No way, you’re telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn’t so!

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so goddamn bad they can taste it

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

It’s blindingly obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell that you’re a troll, so I’m going to do something I should have done a long time ago.

Later, moron.