On the first day of Christmas Navalny gave to me;

Hope for our society.

No it was definitely a printer!

Gotta go shopping after work today!

Nice cock bro

The room is alive with the sound of Thawp Thawp Thawp

When they realized they were racing to die, I lost it!

Oh yea, that justifies murdering thousands of civilians!

What’s this, what’s this!

Simo Häyhä is laughing from his grave!

In a sock, on a block,

And so am I!

Sorry not sorry to who’s ever car I set on fire this month (Meghen) it’s literally because “Megan” isn’t spelled with a fucking H

I’m not sure if this is sarcastic, but either way it’s a pretty awful take.

“He sticks everything he finds up his nose.”

I think that’s called a skull fuck

“You fool me once you ain’t gonna be fooling me again”

~George W

In the lane, my panties glistening.

We in that linussy?

It’s almost like we don’t own anything anymore

Dead babies everywhere, a mountain of bones on which to place my throne.