They likely had Spectrum as an Internet provider, but left them for a better one. Spectrum sends lots of spam in an attempt to bring them back like an ex-lover trying to win them back.

“Traveling abroad.”

Because then words like “evidence” and “premeditated” get thrown around.

…how?

Have you ever watched the Air Bud movies? They say things like “well there’s no rule that says a dog can’t play basketball.” A lot of things are like that, unless there is someone to say “yeah, but if you do that we’re picking up the ball and leaving” or the better “yeah, but if you try we’ll pick you up and throw you out.”

I’ve been using Shred to wipe things at work. I give it seven passes of random, then a pass of zeros. Probably overkill, but everything is going to surplus auctions and some of the data is sensitive.

When words have failed it is the time for action. When action fails, I don’t know, maybe try seduction?

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

The best time to plant trees is 50 years ago. The second best time to plant trees is right now.

Bears.

Well, the other side would be operating systems you can’t really screw up too badly because they are locked down harder, so perhaps it’s fear of the unknown?

Pfft, that’s what the asset tags are for. Clearly my laptop is the one with the number 2760754 on a… sticker… son of a bitch!

I was going to say “too much C4” but, no, that could solve that too.

The essential SUPPLIES not the essential oils!

I think of it like the appendices of a book. The main story is counted with numbers, page 10, but the appendix is counted with Roman numerals, page X. While adding to the appendix increases the number of pages in the book, it does not change the length of the story.

Free gravel for life. It kills you instantly.

Where do you draw the line between sports and games? Are sports competitive where games are fun? Is poker a sport? Are video games capable of being sports? What could be done to golf that would make it a sport? Are all sports games if not all games are sports?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Nah, see, the flaming skull is actually a good person and willing to lend an ear, despite not having any.

Dr.Noggingblaze, therapist.

As unintuitive as it may seem, the price charged to customers has little to do with the costs of providing the service.

Mac and cheese pizza.