That’s way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?

Did they pay for their own R&D? Usually that get socialized and then the profits are privatized, it’s the American Way.

Blessed be the day we can vote for no genocide.

It sucks because it’s horribly dangerous for the dog, every kind of period product is super likely to cause blockages, so you can’t just cringe and ignore it when they run away with one.

A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we’d hear “Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!” and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.

God damn it Biden.

That would be 99.999967%, not 99.997.

There about 8,019,876,189 people in the world, 2640 of whom are billionaires, or about 0.000033%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Billionaires

2023: In the 37th annual Forbes list of the world’s billionaires, the list included 2,640 billionaires with a total net wealth of $12.2 trillion, down 28 members and $500 billion from 2022. Over half of the list is less wealthy compared to the previous year, including Elon Musk, who fell from No. 1 to No. 2.[2] The list also marks for the first time a French citizen was in the top position as well as a non-American for the first time since 2013 when the Mexican Carlos Slim Helu was the world’s richest person. The list, like in 2022, counted 15 under 30 billionaires with the richest of them being Red Bull heir Mark Mateschitz with a net worth of $34.7 billion. The youngest of the lot were Clemente Del Vecchio, heir to the Luxottica fortune shared with his six siblings and stepmother, and Kim Jung-yang, whose fortune lies in Japanese-South Korean gaming giant Nexon, both under-20s.[10]

Because she had the audacity to * gasp * age. When you’re a person who has been valued by the entire world for how your face looks, it’s going to be fucking shattering when normal aging things start happening and people post pictures of you online with headlines and comments and articles about you’ve “let yourself go.”

There is no winning. We demand that these women “age gracefully” which means, get no plastic surgery, but also stay hot like you were when you were 20, until you die, plz.

This is what I do.

I’ve got a Hungarian relative named Agnes, she’s in her 60s.

"An EBT card does nothing to promote nutrition at a time when childhood obesity has become an epidemic,”

“Don’t give them lil chonkers any more lunch money!!” - The governor of Iowa.

Thank you! I have been thinking about an air fryer, it’s just so big and I have so little counter/cupboard space. I might have to sacrifice the microwave to make room 😆 I don’t even have room to think about a sous vide. Is the air fryer hard to clean? It looks hard to clean.

The drummette is the chickens “upper arm.” The wing part you’re used to with the two thin bones is the chicken’s forearm, the tip is like the hand.

I’ve tried several Popeyes locations and I’ve gotten half cooked chicken every time. I’m not a fan of gooey, medium rare chicken. I wish frying chicken at home wasn’t such a messy pain in the ass.

My kink is John Malkovich stating detailed facts that crush my dreams.

The idea is that since Presidence has been set, more states will follow. But yes, probably still only states that wouldn’t have voted for him anyway.

Pretty sure BabySaver’s point was that you should work harder at being a beer snob and also acknowledge that “local” universally means “local to BabySaver, because they are the center of the universe.”

The honor system nature of restraining orders allowed the abusive husband to break the restraining order. They just make it extra illegal when the restrained person goes ahead and commits whatever crime they were going to commit anyway.

https://geologyscience.com/gallery/geological-wonders/soda-springs-geyser-usa-a-geothermal-wonder/?amp

Jast uh toyney lil spoydah