I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.
I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.
I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.
Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.
I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.
If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.
The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy
Great way of making a permanent investment
Literally, a shit post.
Goldschläger is so much cheaper
The h’ and l’ below are making me dizzy
It’s mostly the top of the i’ touching the end of the h’ that makes me gasp for air
Rare vertical keming
That’s way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?
Blacks.
Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.
That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20
Shlitter
This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a stool sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs
Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.
Well, I’ve seen people sell farts in jars, so… at least this is real gold 🤷.
Makes my dookie twinkle
Aw man - wasted it on the squirts ☹
Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been
The gold was inside of us all along
Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don’t waste, recycle
