RIP whoever had to clean the bathroom between his trips to the buffet

It’s a gift and a curse.

I don’t have those either.

Sometimes I’m glad I wasn’t born with a penis. This is one such moment.

As someone without balls, can you explain?

“It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
“No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”

Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.

Depends on how difficult it was. If they hauled the furniture up a flight of stairs, toss them a few bucks. If they drop it at the curb or just inside the door, no. I just had a fridge delivered and carried up four flights of stairs and tipped $50 because it was a huge pain in the ass for them.

Are you struggling with reading comprehension or just being purposely obtuse?

Porque no los dos?

The AI leaks sound interesting, like being able to have a phone conversation with a person in another language. My cleaning lady doesn’t speak English so this will be super handy for me if it works as promised.

Ma’am this is a shitposting community. It’s supposed to be a horrible take, and that’s the joke.

We have come full circle to what smartphones we’re like 10 years ago.

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/top-smartphones-qwerty-keypad-152557008.html

I’m sure he had his updated COVID shot, so hopefully his symptoms are mild. Fingers crossed.

I’m so glad that Intel has stepped into the GPU space, even if their cards are weaker. More competition will hopefully light a fire under NVidia to get their shit together.

I just “upgraded” from a GTX 1080 to an RTX 4060 Ti 16Gb, but only because I was building a PC for my boyfriend and gave him the 1080. I’m really not seeing a noticeable difference in frame rate on 1440p.

How do I get started?

Hol up, Telegram can be used for piracy? I only know of Telegram as a secure messaging app. How’s this work?

I wish the article specified whether downloadable images of pizza actually sold for thousands of dollars or whether they were simply listed for that much. Like I can put my toenail clippings up on eBay with a $1000 price tag but it doesn’t mean people are buying them.

My grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.