I’m surprised that “being rich” and “being good looking” aren’t on the list.

Then again, I suppose technically those aren’t hobbies.

Europeans be like: “I’m just gonna take a half tablet, don’t want to get dependent on this stuff”

Meanwhile, Americans:

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

The Z axis is usually used for depth, so it’s going to be perpendicular to whatever your frame of reference (i.e. projection plane) is.

If it’s upright in space, like a computer screen, the Z axis will be horizontal. If it’s a sheet of paper on a desk, then yes, I suppose it could be argued to be vertical instead.

Not in bistromath.

Funny you’d say that, because even though the first plans for it date back to the Russian Empire, it was the communists under Stalin who actually built it.

Oh cool, where can I get a degree in shitposting?

Ahem, have you seen the Moscow subway?

King of the lumberyard

You have an exam about why my neighbor’s WiFi connection is better than my own?

Perhaps it would help if you studied the actual exam material instead?

For the free WiFi of course

This might help

I bet those birds would be very upset if they had self-awareness.

Yes but they also sell food online on their website (obviously only packaged and durable foods, nothing fresh).

How did his mouth get so big?

Tired of living like a sectional

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Yeah right. As if one of their biggest complaints about Trump wasn’t that he was shitposting too much while in office, and as if Biden didn’t specifically run on the platform that he wasn’t going to do that.

Understandable