Who doesn’t love some deep fry

I call us Happy! thank god for home office

I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck’s fault.

I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in “normal” sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn’t orgasm don’t take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her

The place I put the beers at. I was unloading the car and was putting it on the backyard so I could ask her where would it go.

Dude, I went to deliver the beers for the family new years eve party earlier on the 31st and my SIL mande up a fight about nothing as soon as I walked in and told me I shouldn’t go to the party. I paid for the beer! She kept it all and now my family don’t speak to me because “I wasn’t at the party”. 2024 began with me crying alone at home with no money for pizza because I bought beer for everyone. FML

Excuse-me, that’s Batman for you sir

They are not. I dated my personal trainer a while back and he was very unconfortable. It was lile laying on a rock. On the other hamd he was super hot, just not confy

is named in honor of the young children who were slaughtered by order of King Herod

Wtf

If only hitler was there to kill hin

I knew it as Melmsi

idk what kind of muffin they are feeding this AI but sure is a hairy one

Tbf as a woman I never understood those. It’s not like it’s a picture book. If it was a comic book or a story full of pictures, like kids books, it would be a lot more interesting

Btw only noobs like shredded guys. Every woman knows a dad body is a LOT more confortable to spoon with.

oh man, I just spent 6k to save my dogs life. I don’t even have 1k, much less 6. We are both gonna eat grass for the next 6 month, but we’ll do it together, coz she is great now!

wow you really do think that

Is there anywhere that wasn’t or isn’t fucked up at some point in history?! Humans are shitty. Ancient humans were even worst (very boring, smelly and short life)

omg, why 🤮

yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

Not because of the syntol itself but he seems to have some type of mental disability. He should be getting some care

Fiders keepers