MrGerrit
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I had to go to the company doctor years ago, it was mandatory when you just started working there.
One of the questions was how much coffee I consume each day.
“1 on some days 2” I answered.
He goes off by saying that’s great, 2 cups is the max you should drink each day because if you get too much caffeine in your system it builds to much pressure on your muscles or nerves, I don’t remember.
After that, we looked at each other in silence for a good 10 or 15 seconds before I began stammering: “cu… cups?? No, no. I meant 1 or 2 pots a day…”
He had mini meltdown and went off on me how bad that was for my body.
Little Timmy could be a dumbass sometimes though. Lassie had to get help to rescue him for falling in the well again for the umpth time
18·11 months ago“No, this is not the Chinese takeaway!”
3·11 months ago“I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mark!”
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Yes, but just the tip.
If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.
You could also make one for vpn.
Guy comes back with a obvious disguise and vpn on the back of his coat, asking the same streaming service: “I’m totally from another country, do you have this movie?”
“Yes we do! Enjoy your movie!”
Reminds me of the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” pictures.
Foss stands for free and open source software.
You can use the code to make your own fork/version, as long it’s also free and open. Or I’m wrong and somebody will correct me.
Oh man, when sync for Lemmy launched, so many people lost their minds of it not being foss.
It was a glories few weeks.
A company doctor once asked me how much coffee I drank per day.
I said about 1 sometimes even 2.
“Good, good” he said. Starts saying that the max amount is 2 cups a day. It is bad to drink more than that because of the caffeine, or else your body will make too much adrenaline which in that case causes too much pressure on your muscles.
I quietly stared at him for a good 20 seconds and said: “cups? No no, I mean pots. I drink 1 to 2 pots a day…”
Well, his head almost exploded when he heard that.
Much appreciated to take the time to do that. My story and your explanation can educate someone that comes across it.
Stay awesome dude.