Pretty sure he doesn’t give a fuck, won’t bother trying to hide it, and will send the MAGAstapo after anyone who tries to prosecute.

Thank fuck something went right.

Well, yeah. Obviously. Corruption is so normal under Trump that they’re not even going to try to hide it.

Perfect time for users to buy something that isn’t D-Link then innit.

He REALLY does not want that ethics probe released. Which means we absolutely should.

After marking this latest square on my bingo card, it formed a pentagram and a demon is trying to claw it’s way out of the free space. Please help.

Prioritizing over governance? Fully half of his campaign, at least, was promising revenge, and most of the rest was culture wars. Governance has never been his priority, nor that of the dupes who voted for him. He could come out and say he’s leaving the actual busy work of running the country to Vance just so he can devote his full attention to hurting the people he wants to hurt, and the Cult would praise it as brilliant delegation and wish him happy hunting.

Because they’ve been fooled into thinking it will either benefit them, or benefit people they feel “deserve it.”

That’s the joke.

He just needs to drag an incredibly powerful magnet through the landfill and sort through the metal that sticks to it. Piece of cake.

Someone pushed for a new law outlawing them, but the efforts ended after he accidentally fell off a balcony to his death.

Only until Trump throws him under the bus the first second it’s convenient to do so.

Got exactly what they voted for.

Because time travellers keep appearing with guns?

They’ve seen what he does to people he doesn’t like or respect, and they loved it when it was the same people they didn’t like. Now that they’re not part of his In group, they’re fucking scared. Serves them right.

We really don’t like it when you fuck with our boats, guys. Quit it before things get really Proportional.

That’s disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?

What a weird fucking thing to rage about.

Sigma Males are what those guys who used to call themselves Alpha Males now call themselves, because everyone started making fun of them for calling themselves Alpha Males.

Actually the same though.