If you have any parking nuisances, throw a handful of mealworm on their car at night. The early bird will get the worm, and the car will be covered in bird shit.

I’m hoping for Cascadia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_movement

Republicans are the reason for punk rock. Were they not around to fuck everything up, the punks wouldn’t have as much to sing about.

In nearly half a century on this planet, I’ve been seeing this same war going on. Sometimes blatantly, like now, and sometimes through terrorist attacks coming from either side. AFAIC, they can fight until they glass the entire region and none of them are left. There will never be a solution as long as religion exists in the world.

They don’t even want to make a better world for themselves. They are only concerned with making a worse world for people they don’t like. They are fine being collateral damage in that.

“It’s coming right for us!”

Le tits now

They’re calling it an “unprecedented decision”, but I like to think of it as a “precedent-setting decision”.

He’s on the right side of the hate speech laws. The alt-right side.

I think it’s his lung

If thoughts and prayers actually worked, Donald Trump’s head would have exploded like a scene from “Scanners” on one of his countless TV appearances.

Testifying is under oath, so bloviating like he does can result in actual consequences.

That’s my guess, anyway.

I think you may be looking at this from a non-doctor/healthcare worker perspective. Typically, people go into healthcare because of a desire to help people. Allowing others to suffer - even objectively “evil” people - is antithetical to their being. Not saying that there aren’t doctors who are entirely in it for the money, but I believe those are a minor percentage of the whole.

There is another way forward, and it’s happening already: doctors are leaving places that continue to implement shitty laws. Some out of protest to the laws, some out of fear that they may provide proper care for a patient and be sent to jail for it.

And they can’t make abortions illegal because the human body does spontaneous abortions called miscarriages.

If there is a sliver of opportunity to punish a woman for something, the GOP will try it.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/woman-faces-criminal-charge-after-miscarriage-t82qg8vfl

We estimate that we can sell up to 80 percent of a user’s field of view before inducing seizures.

At least Bill Gates was connected to Xbox, or something.

When it’s detrimental to the republican party, yes.

Of course not. You gotta build your landlords retirement instead.

Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.