Yet

Yeah, if he had his first kid at age 12

G-nis

Probably

Gross Old Pedophiles

Both are discs

Well CUT IT OUT, then!

Ugh. Somebody totally fucking called this the other day.

Not enough, it would seem.

Let’s put cyanide in the Big Macs.

Oh good, there’s more?

No, it’s boring and generic. He name before sounded like a rude word, and mine is just weird and literally always mispronounced by everyone.

My partner likes my family more than hers, but has continued to keep her ex-husband’s surname because she likes it better than both her childhood one and mine.

Four more years, with many more to come.

So this gives them seven weeks, eight tops?

This was the only comment that actually explained it. Thank you.

Can you explain this for people who haven’t been 11 in a very long time?

Tin cans and string

Kentucky Yeeted Chicken

Pretty sure nobody clicked a button that said “share my data with compromised accounts.”